Clearly Joy Should Make All My Decisions From Now On

Joy: i want tea and biscuits, man
or
poetry and scones with clotted cream

Me:  oh man
that sounds lovely
I want to watch a movie that has a ridiculously good-looking guy in it, but nearly all my appealing options are verboten under Lent.

Joy:  oh dear
wait, what were the exact terms of the Lenten thing?

Me:  It started out no TV shows, which includes miniseries (so Sherlock and Blackadder and Pride & Prejudice are out).
Then last week I had to start including Fredric March movies just because my fangirlness was getting out of hand.

Joy:  ahhh
clearly you should watch Mulan.

(Then Joy suggested The Philadelphia Story, and that’s what I went with.)