Me: Hmm, feeling much better after having some tea.
Wondering if I do have a caffeine dependency now, or if I’m just John Watson today.
are you wearing a jumper?
Me: I’m wearing a hoodie.
Joy: hmmm. we’ll call it close enough.
you don’t have the mad flatmate, though
Me: No, thank goodness
Joy: psychosomatic limp?
Me: Wellll, I have a temperamental knee
Also I have PTSD from being attacked by a dog
And I own a handgun
And I blog.
Joy: i like how you’re relieved about the lack of mad flatmate, though
while the other john watson is like “oh god yes let something happen to me”
Me: I’m more relieved by the lack of ANY flatmate.
Well, I’d rather like having something happen to me. Just not something that involves a flatmate.
Joy: ohhhh man I’m imagining you sassing Mycroft
Me: ooooohhhhhh sassing an important government official.